Every School Cafeteria Ever

Birt 8 apr 2020
Ah yes, the four food groups: mystery meat, milk, apples, and a single slice of iceberg lettuce. This is EVERY SCHOOL CAFETERIA EVER.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Courtney Miller // co_mill
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Monica Loomba // monloombie
CREW
Director: Carmen Angelica (@carmesancheeses)
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Writers: Monica Vasandani, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
1st AD: Vivian Gil
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Jeff Chaney
Set Dresser: Eric Snyder
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Script Supervisor: Emily Blake
Key Hair & Makeup: Maira Gomez
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Gaffer: Dustin Bloodgood
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Will Engebretson
Key PA: Austin Barrett
Editor: Mike Small
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Ummæli

  • We shot this video before the world fell apart! We’re social distancing and staying safe, and we hope this video makes you laugh while you stay safe at home!

    • Smosh ewwwwwww

    • yuh

    • Where did they get that pastel rainbow jacket?? It’s amazing!

    • Really

    • Just a question y did Ian say at the end to the woman y he say dat y I marry u?? (No offense)

  • 5:09 you look like a blue papa smurf

  • That is the best way to hold a skateboard.

  • schools have plastic chairs because they can't afford 200$ chairs for each student.

  • 1:24 LOL SALADS GO WEEEEEEEE

  • "you are blue papa smurf"

  • L

  • I miss the old smash.....

  • The most uncomfortable material thing for me is a cold plastic chair

  • wait yall get corndogs? and all we get is a burrito with some dry meat im

  • 6:48 thats carbs

  • “I’ll just starve”

  • We don’t even have chairs in the cafeteria we have stools!

  • What's the meaning of "cafeteria worker's on register"? and "i don't do carbs."?

  • What the f***

  • Food fight

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

  • He had forget it

  • Awkward

  • “I dont do carbs” but she has a sandwich in the tray

  • You forgot when you would trade your food for other snacks or food that your friends had

  • 4:14 lunch HOUR?!? Sorry honey which school is this because we get half of that

  • Why you dissing my name

  • Why dose the school look like my old school core l rice

  • Love it,Keep Up The Good Worth

  • I don't do carbs Henry. When she has a samwitch

  • Yeah Henry she dosent like carbs

  • 9:35 when they say your name 👁👄👁

  • Lets be honest courtney plays an amazing male!

  • At 5:58 he says "Skeet skeet" when he's chasing them away LMAO SEARCH IT UP

  • Also dude jock Courtney makes me very confused. My bisexuality doesn't know what to do with it

  • Just remember; the for problem prison system is ALWAYS the enemy

  • Ok but why does Monica seem like the nicest aunt on earth

  • Why did every school have that kid who only got candy

  • These girls would always get this salad but not even eat it would shake it for 5 minutes straight all they would eat were those cookies

  • 6:52 I don’t do carbs Henry has a bag of potato chips and a sandwich WITH BREAD

  • I don’t do carbs Henry literally holding a lunch tray with two bags of chips on it

  • On Tuesdays we get Salvatores pizza from the Salvatores place in town

  • Smosh is cool

  • The chair part reminded me, that at the table i sat at, they didn't have a bench like everyone else, they had fold up chairs.

  • wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i get free food at my school

  • My cafeterias food is AMAZING!!! we get like homemade kfc chicken, pasta, pizza and its great

  • wait a minute... bloopers.... did Damien just Quote "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon?! NICE!! HAHAHAHA!

  • Y'all forgot to add "American" in between the every and school cafeteria ever😗

  • There’s so much freaking sugar and fat in dressing though so salads aren’t that healthy if you put dressing.

  • 🤢🤮

  • He really said I'll just starve😂

  • 1:29 DANI IDIOTS

  • Why are we so lame KAREN

  • My school is getting a parkour psrk and a outside gym

  • 🇫🇷🎼

  • Is Ian supposed to be like Triple H 😂😂

  • The is this shards of glass reminds me when my friend found glass in a tree

  • lol at my school we don't have to pay, we just show our ids

  • “I don’t do carbs, Henry.” *has bag of chips on her tray*

  • Where my milk gang at

  • DURNUS

  • I honestly thought this video was exaggerating but trust me, this is how real schools are.

  • That one at 2:50 is actually true. If you can't pay for your lunch at my school, you actually just get a piece of bread with raw cheese.

  • Hi

  • "I got some carrot sticks--" *"I'd rather starve."*

  • We found a maggot in our school lunch...

  • Ian is such a good principal

  • Who casually drinks milk Me:XD nice joke dani: I'll let this slide

  • 1:43 pause

  • Kim: I don’t do carbs Also Kim: Has a turkey sandwich on her tray

  • Let’s be honest, is school food even food

  • What happens to the old smash

  • who's in school right now

  • 0:24 me when all the shit in 2020 happened

  • 0:50 [Insert "What kind of bread?" joke here]

  • Don’t they have nuggets and fries

  • me trying to hangout with the cool kids 1:05

  • Man they relly need anthoney

  • "I watched the simpsons for the first time last night" "I'm sorry"

  • Salad

  • I only now realized that she was writing on the bread

  • Girl I don’t do carbs Henry *has a sandwich*

  • I don't do carbs Henry!.. *Has a sandwich *

  • My school bully’s:hey dat is mah seat!! Smosh bully’s: hey lets hang out dude!!

  • I barely packed lunch to school so school lunches don’t taste bad to me

  • We were app the salad kids at one point.

  • Why are we so lame karen

  • Bj

  • I got the semi quiet but friendly cafeteria ladies but

  • This was funny (look at my name)

  • I wish that my school was this fun

  • My school lunch in highschool was honestly so good. I miss it. 10 years and honestly, still some of the best meals.

  • Not mineeee

  • Dkfodjga

  • I don’t really get it actually, I kinda like the food (not the ham sandwiches though, the cheese is like plastic). The chairs aren’t that bad, we only get like maybe 45 minutes?

  • i miss anthony 😔

  • THEY GIT SPONSORED BY DINOSAURS IN DINO NUGGIES

  • 6:19 dino nuggie

  • Hmm i got a salad too...

  • 0:19 that’s when Ian losses his job at smosh and has to work as a lunch lady

  • they said my name B) "bryson"

  • I died when ian said SKEET SKEET YA 😂😂😂

  • Can we talk about how great Kimmy is?

  • Wow, about a 1/3 of this video would be illegal if it were real.