Every Single Person Ever

Birt 25 maí 2020
Guess it's time for another movie night... alone. This is EVERY SINGLE PERSON EVER.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Keith Leak Jr. // keithleakjr
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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Ummæli

  • "I can't lick my own crotch like you can" *immediately does just that

  • Bruh this video ends on all single digits

  • Dude I don’t even know my girls middle name

  • 0:43 me in a nutshell. 😢😖😭

  • 4:14 why is she crushing over a Team liquid hat

  • Damien's cat is a paid actor

  • Welll... I don't relate to most of these I guess... *sigh*

  • That was such an adorable cat

  • It killed me when I heard (it’s dawn!)

  • 6:41: Hey! I didn’t know that one of my exes was a part of the Smosh crew!🤣🤯

  • If it makes any of you feel any better i spent a while in the single life, it wasnt til i was 28sh that i found the woman i wanna spend the rest of my life with and it really just happened. I mean yeah i told her my intentions because i didnt wanna be friendzoned but i didnt push it and we gradually got closer over time. We got married in june this yr. If theres someone out there you're interested in let them know outright and so that way it gives you a chance to build something. When i told my wife how i felt she wasnt even ready for a relationship at that time but we took our time and when she was we got together and went to dinner and we discussed what we wanted and the future we had for ourselves. A relationship in itself is like a science not everything is gonna match but that doesnt mean it cant fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. Dont give up, i mean dont throw yourself at just anyone but also dont let a good person pass you by either. Make your feelings known to them and if they're interested then things will progress if not then they wont. Just make sure the person you're trying to be with is someone you genuinely feel a connection with and is not just out of desperation from feeling lonely. Women especially know the difference between the two. Lastly make sure to take time to yourself and make sure you know what type of relationship you want and what type of personality your looking for in a individual. These things are important. I hope it helps and God bless.

  • Smosh S m o s h S m o s h S m o s h S m o s h S m o s h Smosh

  • .

  • they are going to start a only fans for damien

  • Can we just appreciate that this video is 11 minutes and 11 seconds long?

  • 1:12 all always has been

  • Very much me

  • one of the best parts about Smosh is the "gay" parts naturally blend in with the other parts.... unlike other videos where they openly proclaim "WE SHOW GAY PERSON.. LIKE VIDEO! "

  • damn damien do be lookin kinda THICC tho

  • 10:38 thats what i do but with air, yes im wierd

  • 3:58 is that a team liquid hat???

  • i thought this was every single person ever, like every person ever.

  • "Your accent is... very rude" Perfection

  • U guys are so sarcastic fake but so natural, i dont know how to explain. I like y'all

  • My name was the last one for the dating app why my name

  • VIRGINITY ROCKS!!!

  • My butt is perf'. 😂😂

  • Jeezus i cloud smell the before quarantine fart form were i was

  • Petition to see Ian's butt like that again😂

    • Like this to get Smosh's attention 🙃

  • “ i don’t like you enough to date you” so uhm i wish i think like that before i dated someone cuz it never worked out and i just got bored

  • Jackie was awesome in this

  • As soon as Ian said Bianca I had a mini heart attack because that is my name.

  • Watching this made me realise that quality is better than quantity i.e. old smosh>>>>> new smosh

  • “I’m just single because I’m picky! *and a sex offender”*

  • Omfg Damien in this video 😳😍 I just I what

  • she made out with a pillow wearing a Liquid hat lololol

  • I relate to this video way to much

  • 9:06 I love how he was preferring his self to that one guy with white hair from Yuri on ice

  • The only person who wasn’t in the video was the only person from the squad who is in a relationship

  • “Who’s needs a girlfriend when you have Nintendo?” So correct it’s scary. Edit: Just realized someone already commented this D:

  • I love Jackie's little laugh!💛

  • 3:28 Ian!! You gotta wear the high waisted sweats! that makes your booty POP! that's common sense my guy!

  • By ing single is not fun

  • i thought it meant 'every single person ever' Like everyone in the world

  • Ian has a perfect Russian accent

  • If my ex asked what her middle name was I would know since I know her full name

  • "It's all penises" Greatest summation of the internet I've ever heard

  • 2:40 that giggle tho

  • Ree

  • I must admit Ian has a pretty nice butt if I'm not mistaken

  • Ha I’m so lonely, Haha 😄 🥺

  • 8:36 Well, there is yoga…

  • 1:50 Eff off, Keith, the lady has a banana already.

  • Pls more kimmy and are you Filipina

  • i didn’t watch videos when i had at home learning so now i can catch up because i have 2 days left of freedom before another year of suffering

  • this was in my recommended, i feel attacked

  • At first I thought it was just explaining people, not single people

  • Nice this was posted on my b day

  • every "single" person ever. how simple was that.

  • Why is that team liquid hat there

  • I love the casual Team liquid merch

  • Write when Shane said who needs a girlfriend when you have a Nintendo and I was playing my wii

  • "let me go get my lotion" it killed me

  • All the single ladies

  • Jacklyn as Trisha Paytas in that zoom meeting was really accurate

  • Boop

  • This is clickbait I thought you were going to show every single person on Earth 🌎

  • What's it like dating are you happier sadder probably sadder okay pros of being a lonely teenager you have more free time your happier and your more sane cons fucking lonley

  • lmfao Russian Ian 😂

  • When Ian was talking about how lonely he was did any one else notice the pig panting for the my addition honey booboo

  • Quick question is ein bi gay or straight?

  • Damien: Weapon of choice on three both: 1 2 3 Damien: Trident Shayne: What?

  • Isn't every single person ever everyone?

  • I seriously always say duder instead of dude

  • 7:57 i thought he was gonna say my name

  • I'M GONNA GHOST YOU!

  • PARTY OF ONE!!!!!!!

  • THREE PEAS IN A POD!!!!!!

  • WHO NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND WHEN YOU HAVE NINTENDO?!

  • So ....just sayin what we are all thinking but.....what is with that like perma-bruise under ians eye? ....was it the rancor? Do i gotta cut the rancor??

  • Is no one going to point out the fact that, that hat was a liquid hat (the esports team)?

  • Damien and Shane are the funniest

  • Nobody will ever love me

  • 7:21 , that's just being a simp

  • 5:40 this is actually happening to me right now omg

  • The guys who said Brian May have dumped me is he gay? It’s ok if he is because I’m a bi girll

  • "happiness is fleeting, only purpose in life is to make child"

  • Keith being a playboy is legit Ciarran Stott from Australian bachelor in paradise

  • The little black spot in the top left corner of Ian's wall in the end card is gonna give me an OCD attack.

  • Were they talking about every single person in the world, or talking about all single people?

  • Awwww! Damien's cat is so cute!

  • Kimmy looks soo gorg dangg ♥️

  • 3:50 SIMP OVERLOAD

  • "Every Single Person Ever" Never thought I would be so important that Smosh would parody me

  • 3:50 I can unfortunately relate

  • Wewewewewewewewewewe are in fear

  • :0

  • Damien's crying aligns with the beats of my empty heart

  • This is just a clip of New Girl

  • Damien crying in the first bit sounded like Goofy's laugh lol