If Instagram Were Real

Birt 17 feb 2020
What would life be like if Instagram were real?
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Courtney Miller // co_mill
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // blkjack76
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Director: Ryan Finnerty
Writers: Monica Vasandani, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Set Dresser: Stephen Smyka
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Key Hair & Makeup: Morgan Marinoff
Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Key PA: Austin Barrett
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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  • f u r s t

  • Did anyone see that the baby has sideburns?

  • hi

  • briana boho and weird flexer guy is back

  • 4:07 caused my Alexa to go off

  • 0:21 liyterly the same joke was made a couple years ago

  • That..is one creepy a** baby

  • It's like college humour in the early 2000's mixed with the Onion

  • 1:04 freaking simps

  • roblox players be like: 4:40

  • I swear the Macy’s commercial I just heard before this video was voiced by Courtney lols.

  • Bro why you gotta be sacrilegious.

  • 00:55 Why the ass did i think Courtney was sarah

  • Is the baby in the beginning is cute? If it is cute like here👇

  • How Courtney and Shayne smiles is kinda similar

  • 3:12 Couldn't Jesus turn blood into wine?

  • Courtney is such a versatile actor that sometimes I forget it's her when she plays a character.

  • I adore Kimmy in the opening.

  • S I M P

  • Courtney’s motivational speech was very well motivational

  • 1:26 shayne should dress like that more

  • A parody Amazon Alexa ad that goes straight into a real Amazon Alexa ad.

  • The Alexa made mine go off

  • So this is the first video i watched and i fell inlove with kimmy she so adorable

  • What if Antony was still at smosh

  • "If Instagram were real" Grammar left the chat

  • I have an insta add before this video

  • I would have an account so IDT taggs me idc .

  • Never heard somebody call pooping “ploppin brown”

  • *L O O K A T M Y B A B Y*

  • LOOK AT MY COMMENT! you have anything nice to say?!

  • Was*

  • But.... it is real

  • I like how shayne still talks to a baby doll even though hes scared of dolls

  • *L O O K A T M Y B A B Y*

  • baby harnesses look like you're going skydiving

  • Dude when she was talking to the Alexa mine answered

  • That baby do be spitting facts

  • I like watching Smosh in Spanish better because it is the language I speak

  • When will they invest in cute reborn dolls for sketches?


  • You guys need an intro again

  • I like the old smosh

  • Actually Drinking is a common misconception It is not a sin to drink it is a sin to get drunk

  • "Alcohol is illegal" *jesus at the last supper*

  • And the baby is a doll

  • The baby is cute

  • 4:07 my alexa told me the weather😂😂

  • 6:54 haha look right above the table

  • Is it jus me or is Kimmy cute

  • bro the part where the fans get ghosted gives me PTSD of my mom saying she would bring me to macdonalds, but didn't

  • shayne must have struggled with that doll

  • 5:20 that face remind me of Brutilda XD

  • 4:40 this hit me hard tbh

  • Courtney was killing it in this episode!!! So funny!!

  • Courtney's salesman character looks like Ellen DeGeneres 😂 sorry Ellen 😂

  • 😀

  • When she thank you daddy I wanted to throw up

  • I don't know about you but I think instagram is a real thing

  • Ok when courtney was like you'll make it through it I was like thank you and cried a little

  • I love old timey salesman Courtney!

  • Is it just me or at 1:00 does Shane kind a look like fix it Felix (from the movie Wreck-It Ralph not the original game)

  • 4:10 Damn they really hadda call out Mari like that

  • 4:39 : Cool, is awkward. 4:41 *rolling my eyes to the back of my feet 'cause I know the whole damn text for reading it soooo many times*

  • Im gonna dis liked it bc of the bible and the worst part to gave up on god

  • Notice how shanyne had a d.a.r.e. Fanny pack on...🤣😂🤣 that’s epic!

  • It is real??

  • Every skit with shane and courtney is amazing but the others are just so obnoxious some times

  • 2:45 truth

  • On in in in in in in in

  • 0:35 she ugly

    • Nathan Dumanski did you really needed to say that

  • “LOOK AT MY BABY!” “Sick, free samples.”

  • Can't you imagine how dumb it would be if Instagram were real? -Anthony

  • Step six to believing in god: try to get every single person to beleive in god even though they dont want you too and if they dont, keep bothering them and be an asshole

  • My Alexa told me the weather

  • For the first one you should use a real baby there easy to get


  • I thought the baby at the beginning was real for a sec

  • Simp life


  • 1:07 when Damian has a Denki moment

  • bruh you made my alexa say the weather

  • 4:38-4:40 Subtle.

  • Courtney: I've illegal to drink if you believe in god Like that don't drink wine at church they would never do that 👀

  • At 5:00 Court-abort looks like an anime girl

  • Feel bad for Shayne in the “look at my baby” scene because of his doll phobia. Love you shayne❤️

    • As somebody with that phobia, I can say that it didn’t scare him, because it’s a fear of creepy dolls, not just generic dolls. Like, Chucky is creepy as hell, especially the new ones, but in this type of setting, he’s okay. It’s about the context of the scenario

    • @Saff Craft Pardon?

    • I don’t think it was acting... I think he just hated the doll 😂 And if u can’t take a joke then u didn’t read that 😂

    • Oh god I forgot he had that

    • To thirty three about that phobia I have that phobia too


  • who’s else Alexa went off

  • damn sorry for that shayne must have been tough for you with that doll

  • "Step 2: Stop drinking. It's illegal for all of us if you believe in God." The blood of Christ: Fuck my drag, right?

  • Shayne teeth are yellow

  • Shayne: “Nobody Literally nobody Me: I love youu” I see those comments all the time it is so annoying 😂

  • WhErE's My FiLtEr!?!?!?!?!

  • Does that doll have two Iris colors.Purple and green>??? Shayne has lovely blue eyes.

  • WowHoes these days!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • LOOK AT MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • KIMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • But Instagram is real

  • That baby looks like the baby from ice age