Every CVS Ever

Birt 10 feb 2020
Here's your receipt with fifty coupons you'll literally never use! This is EVERY CVS EVER!
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Courtney Miller // co_mill
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Monica Vasandani, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, Kurt Maloney, Patrick McDonald, Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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  • when he said birhday i lost it xD

  • Damien as a security guard vs a Karen that is Lvl 9999999


  • I’m honestly curious to see how they’d do Walgreens, now.

  • Kimmmmyyyyy!!!! Yas

  • Well this box is locked with out a condom. Jesus lol.

  • Can you guys do "Every Mall Ever"

  • Why the hell is shane crazy

  • 5:52: Courtney’s face!🤣🤣🤣

  • Can you please do an "Every outback steakhouse ever

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  • You should do ‘’Every Shayne Ever’’

  • I still can not stop thinking about how the pic dan(think that is his name)showed Ean (I think that is how you spell it) is probably a pic of just mops bc I looked closely at it and saw mops I think 🤣

  • CVS Cashier:Would you like to donate a dollar to cancer research or just tell you're a huge piece of sh**? Costumer: (Casually) Ah, I'm a huge piece of sh** Best part XD

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaahahahahahah oh shit no I’m dead

  • boring episode. one of the worst

  • Every poop ever

  • "But babe the box is locked" "Uh okay and this box is locked ask for one" loved that🤣🤣

  • 0:01 i think this is the cvs down the street from me

  • The gods say she still waiting

  • does anyone else laugh about Courtneys "receipt". face? so funny!

  • Do those receipts work like that there for real?

  • hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha 😹😅😂🤣

  • "well this box is locked until you get a condom" is the best line ever

  • Do every dollar general ever

  • Here are some ideas for “every blank ever” -every hike ever -every field trip ever - every tourist ever - every news ever - every sitcom ever - every interview ever - every 4th of July ever - Every Tim Hortans ever - every pharmacy ever - every musical ever

  • I been to cvs 600 times I’m not healthy if u subscribe to me I will probably be fine (this is a joke except for the cvs time please

  • Three ISchats ads in six minutes how low will ISchats gi

  • "this box is locked" and shane continuing to have a tantrum but gently put down a box a mac and cheese is the best thing I've seen

  • Anyone else see the Great Value products behind Courtney during Shane's whining?

  • You guys should honestly do 'Every Game Company Ever'

  • Omg.... Damien and Ian are me with my customers. I feel so called out 😂

  • any one else notice theres no pills in the pill bottles

  • It’s funny how she just goes “well this box is locked”

  • turns out i have blood pressure.

  • Lol, being english, ive never been to a cvs

  • Do you know how much trees it took to make that paper stuff

  • Bruh I love you guys, you make me laugh all the time 🥱❤️

  • so how much was that one chocolate that was 1 dollar with cupons - $20647285958 and 37 cents

  • Guys this is not about the vid but who keeps getting the same ad: American ninja warrior

  • 3:50 THATS MY PHONE!

  • Cvs:oh right we only have no customers beacause of our reseipts...

  • You should do every couple ever

  • Person:*shoplifts* Random person:*OMG EMILY YOUR SUCH A CRACKHEAD*

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😆😄😆

  • A few weeks ago a guy drove into a cvs pharmacy and DESTROYED the entrance Guess he wanted his milk duds

  • At 0:37 she buys one thing and she git the biggest receipt lol

  • Make the squad to my movies I mister beat describe b****

  • Movies gay Mayberry movie good

  • Do every Bojangles ever

  • Do "every carnival ever

  • 3:04 when smosh doesn't upload

  • 1:17 me before i go to school

  • 2020 crona i sold a box of f in milk duds LMAO

  • Hi

  • I go here on febuary 15th- HOLY FUCK THATS MY B-DAY

  • In all seriousness though if the condoms are behind the counter or in a locked box and you're too much of a wimp to ask the cashier or employee for help you're not ready to have sex yet.

  • Every every ever ever

  • Okay it must be illegal to be this funny

  • Can you do every rockstar ever plz?

  • Mom had brain cancer

  • 0:58 this reminds me of when spongebob forgot his name

  • Well funny that February 15 is my birthday

  • I’m assuming they rent out these places

  • “Well, you haven’t had sex!” “What is that supposed to mean, Harold?

  • WAIT, why is buying condoms so embarrassing? It means you’re having sex!

  • stop wasting papers

  • Ya'll should do a every Sheetz ever.

  • did she not realize the possibility that the store clerk was simply friends with the one in front of her and behind her

  • Courtney has the hair style of a karen

  • damien and shayne remind me of steve rogers and bucky barnes or chris evans and sebastian stan

  • 2:17 SIMP!

  • Maybe every brony ever?

  • Genius

  • Damien makes a good looking security guard 😍

  • You know you've made it when Smosh makes a every blank ever about you 😂

  • As a person who hasn’t worked at cvs t- wait what

  • 6:29 Courtney as a grandmother 😂😂

  • Courtney looks good with a pixie cut

  • I saw Chrismas stuff in July!😖

  • 0:53 what indians like

  • “ turns out I have blood pressure”

  • The receipt part reminds me of when Austin Powers was unfrozen and had to pee.

  • The first one is so true though

  • Why do you need toilet paper when you have CVS paper

  • is noah still on smosh?

  • I just realized they almost exclusively use mac and cheese as background products in store sketches

  • @ 6:49 is that Waxer Rachel in the Pharmacy? I think she was in line before that too.

  • Every book ever

  • The pharmacist favoritism is QUALITY CONTENT

  • The way Damien ran after shayne

  • Every bank ever Every meijer’s ever Every youtuber evr Every car dealer ship ever Ever hospital ever Ever high school ever Ever Home Depot ever

  • This is my fave every blank ever | V Like if you agree

  • The way that Damien ran in to arrest Shayne got me rolling xD

  • CVS=Coronavirus Store

  • “They only have professional strength flavor”

  • You do know cvs is actually a disorder also know as cyclic vomiting syndrome

  • 3:00 that’s the equivalent of a 7 yr old who was told that they have to wear a sweater on top of their halloween costume

  • Why was Courtney acting like Emma Chamberlain lmao

  • The one with the pharmacist and the guy talking about his dogs being friendly is so fucking accurate