Every Waiter Ever

Birt 20 jan 2020
You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!
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Damien Haas // damienhaas
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Courtney Miller // co_mill
Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Jacklyn Uweh // blkjack76
Rachel Jenkins // rachelj7790
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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  • I always give waiters a 75 percent tip. If the meal is 10 dollars.

  • who remembers BC before covid

  • Customers: 25% Dean: throws a pizza at the table Customers: 50%

  • I always forget Damien’s voice is Amazing, hit those Mariah Carey notes 👏🏽👏🏽

  • Happy birthday teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeaeaeeaeaeaeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

  • Earth sweat with icy chunks sounds more delicious then water and ice

  • That's pretty messed up

  • Shut him up

  • That happened to me once

  • ok can we just respect damiens singing for a minute?

  • OoOoOoOOoo☝ *blows out candle* *flips off* OOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Omg

  • when the man finally finish the annoying song trent: *about time* *the cake is dried* Trent: *what year is this* waiter: *its 2022* Top 10 most Funny/Hilarious Calamity ever

  • Wait what is sweet tea

  • The song makes me have goosebumps

  • 7:46 dude decent

  • Ok Damien with those RUNS

  • We all must admit, The blond waiter can damn sing

  • *Theres a brand new Smosh video you should watch, no rush though*

  • Can we take a minute for damiens singing

  • At 8:34 It’s so funny see him make the sound

  • At 2:16 That is totally me I wanted to keep the menu

  • Damien really turned into a singer and Lebron in just one episode-

  • Hey Damien for this every blank ever episode can you si- Damien: *YES* Do you even know what we were gonna sa- Damien: *i don’t care, YES*

  • Okay, but Damien is a good singer

  • Golden burrito and its rival, Silver burrito, and Its rival Chubby chungus

  • I was so surprised about Damien singing

  • *____ 1 star video

  • You should do “Every Bus Attendant Ever” or “Every Bus Boy Ever”! Or call it “Every Busser Ever”…!

  • You should’ve called it “Every Waiting Staff Ever”!




  • Every Restaurant Customer Ever!!!!

  • Every Customer Ever!!!


  • You should do Every Waitress Ever! 😁

  • You should do Every Waitress Ever! 😄

  • Ok but Damien's singing 🥺🥺🤩

  • Tbh Damien kinda ruins this video it's just him singing for half of it lmao

  • Green = ready to order Blue = refill beverage White = bring out the check Red = ???

  • NMy theory is the waiter kept singing because if he stopped a bomb would explode, like in the movie Speed (of Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock)

  • damien fr a god teir singer

  • why did he just sing for a F*UCKING long time :)

  • Damien's voice 🔥🔥🔥

  • No wonder all the comments are about damians voice. Hes to next ariana grande

  • Is it just me or can Damian sing 🥺🥺😸😸👁👄👁(sorry if I spelt his name wrong)

  • At 2:29 when the waiter fell bak if you look in the backround when it zomms in on shanes face you can see that nobody else cares XD (unsing me mums phone)

  • ᵦₑ𝒹ₜᵢₘₑ ₛ𝒸ₒₒᵦᵢₑₛ

  • The main reason I keep watching this is to hear damien sing twin in the womb

  • That singing scene was hilarious but fr Damien is a rly good singer

  • are we just gonna ignore the fact that damian actually has a beautiful voice 👀

  • 1:38 is cursed srsly

  • "You need to subscribe to smosh" "*But no rush.*" *"As long as you subscribe..."*

  • Damien sings so good but at the same time my ears hurt

  • For real tho what are all those flags for

  • Every waiter ever The first one should be, i dont get paid enough to care


  • okay but Damien carried this video like no disrespect to everyone else but Damien smashed it

  • Hi Everyone Loves People!

  • I don't care how awful it is, I still like olive garden.

  • Hi names Trent this is on my bday

  • some say hes still singing

  • 4:33 unsalted what ?

  • Anyone who orders at a stall at Sonic, tip ya damn carhops. They do more work than the managers tbch

  • The way Shane was trying not to laugh when damien was singing🤣

  • Damien actually sings gooddd

  • Ok it became cringey when he was singing happy birthday for the third time

  • Damien is the best person

  • Heyo

  • where can this birthday song on spottyify

  • Idk which wig in this sketch is the worst 😂

  • Like mycome if you’re watching this in 2021

  • I Love Damian’s voice it’s awesome and I love 5:28 when he changes pace and dances gold

  • Daniel singing:The more annoying it is the more amazing it gets

  • The way Damien sings is actually pretty lit 🔥👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • Cc +c. C cc. C. Cc. C cc’d c. C. C. C

  • he had a good voice

  • 3:00

  • holy crap Damien is amazing at singing

  • Who no Damien was such a amazing singer

  • Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Oooooooooooooo

  • Damien singing is legendary hahahaha

  • Damien has the voice of God

  • U should realese this birthday song the damien sang

  • Damn Damien can sing

  • this reminds me of Trevor Wallace’s I used to work at a restaurant video

  • "Sir we will be closing now...no rush though🙃"

  • No rush tho

  • I like how I said I’m going to go to bed and got a notification for a smosh vid and ended up on this video

  • Damien, king of trickshots.

  • Ain't this is a Denny room

  • Damian's singing voice...can we have more please!?!?!?!

  • The maximum amount of tip my family gives is 3 euro and that was the best steak in the world

  • Damien singing is actually very good, I wish they made him sing this song again, but more clean and without interruptions because I really liked the way he did it.

  • 0:55 wait but God created water

  • The singing lowkey made me tear up

  • Wait Damien is so good. He shud b a singer

  • I only feel bad for the candle on the birthday cake.